22/05/2010
Holed up in Firenze.
My dear reader,
I think there is one of you left. You are wondering what happened to Clifftripper.
I left Pietrasanta yesterday after a week or so of fountain building. It was obvious from the start that I wasn’t going to be finishing the project. My back prevented me from continuing with the physical work and Lea arranged for a couple of builders to get onto the job. That happened in the last two days. With the right equipment and tools they were able to form up the remaining bumps and pour concrete into them. Then we supervised the rendering, which was almost finished by the time I left yesterday.
The plan was to come to Florence for a couple of days to see some important ART. There was a new surprise in store for me.
You know how much of a whinger I am. Two things stand out for me in this trip. One is my sore back, the other is my complaint about the lack of toilets in Italy.
I mean, if you had an iron bladder like some people I know, the toilet thing wouldn’t be an issue.
But if you want to pee all the time, especially in the morning, and want to pee almost straight after you’ve gone pee the first time, it becomes an issue. If you join bad back pain and desire to pee all the time what do you get?
Kidney problemo.
Me thinking my back pain is related to broken back. My body played a little trick on me. Also, what do you do when you want to go pee so much in the mornings?- drink less water of course and more expressos. Bad for kidneys.
By the time I got to my hotel yesterday afternoon, everything was aching, even my cagones.
And then I peed.
OMFG it hurt.
That’s OH MY GOD with an expletive added. But my little brain is still thinking that I need shiatsu massage or a chiropractor, so I went on a fruitless search for one of those.
I ended up at the Duomo with countless tourists milling around. Managed to take some pics.Standing there with great pain in the side, suddenly realising I am going to pass out. So I slide down the wall I’m leaning against and just sit there for a long time. I noticed that people were noticing me. I probably didn’t look too good. Strange thoughts were swirling. Decided that there’s enough sculpture been done on that one building, we don’t need anymore. During this sit and think I realised that it’s my left kidney that is causing me most of the pain, with a bit of broken back thrown in. Who knows how long that’s been the case?
I made it back to the hotel and holed up with big bottles of water thinking that I’d flush the bugger out and that’ll fix it. When, after a long night of drinking water and excruciating peeing, my pee looked as if it was bleeding with bits in it, I decided it was getting serious.
I know that blood in horse’s pee is not a good sign, so therefore might not be good for humans either. Better get to the hospital.
So that’s what I did. I explained to the man at the desk of the hotel and in front of a group of happy breakfasters that I needed to get to a hospital and why. He arranged to have me taken there in the hotel van.
So instead of seeing important ART, I spent the whole day in Firenze hospital.
Good news. It looks like I’ve passed some kidney stones, that my kidney looks clear and my bladder is too from an ultrasound. Don’t have an infection and the nice doctor sent me away without a prescription for antibiotics, (they do things different in Italy) and the advice to drink plenty of water.
The other good thing is they upgraded my room at the hotel from dingy single to a double with a shower that works, because I asked. Hope it bloody works, haven’t tried it yet.
Booked this room for another night. I want to get well before heading back to Rome and then home to Oz. Still feel like shit but the painkillers have let me write this.
My stopover in Bangkok is looking unappealing and if I can, might change the flights.
So, faithful reader,
I’m coming home soon.